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Wise Guys Lee Majors – The Unknown Stuntman Liedtext

Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell

But I’ve been seen with Farrah

I’ve never been with anything less than a nine

So fine

I’ve been on fire with Sally Field

Gone fast with a girl named Bo

But somehow they just don’t end up as mine

It’s a death defyin‘ life I lead

I can take my chances

I die for a living in the movies and TV

But hardest thing I ever do

Is watch my leading ladies

Kiss some other guy

While I’m bandagin‘ my knee

I might fall from a tall building

I might roll a brand new car

‚Cause I’m the unknown stuntman

That made Redford such a star

I’ve never spent much time in school

But I’ve taught ladies plenty

It’s true I hire my body out for pay (hey, hey)

I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown up for Raquel Welch

But when I wind up in the hay

It’s only hay (hey, hey)

I might jump an open drawbridge

Or Tarzan from a vine

‚Cos I’m the unknown stuntman

That makes Eastwood look so fine

They’ll never make me president but I’ve got the best first ladies

Some days I’ve got ‚em as far as the eye can see. (Ooh-whee)

A morning dive with Jackie Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl

But in the end they never stay with me

And I might fall from a tall building so Burt Reynolds don’t get hurt

I might leap a mighty canyon so he can kiss and flirt

While that smooth talker’s kissin‘ my girl I’m just kissin‘ dirt

Yes, I’m the lonely stuntman that made a lover out of Burt