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I hope she’s wearing that blue business suit today

What time is it? Six?

Just in time to hide in these bushes

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Haha, I’ve been stalkin‘ your mom

For like two years straight

I’m way too shy to ask her out on a date

So I just wait in your neightbors‘ lawn

With my camera ready and my camouflage on

And I know that I’ll get plenty pics

Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six

I follow her on my bike, but it’s hopeless

‚cause I’ll never keep up with her Ford Focus

So I kidnapped her golder retriever

Wanted to return it just to please her

But forgot to feed her

Taking care of a dog is hard

Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car

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Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy

Show up at the door and give her a pie

She says:

(I didn’t order nuttin‘ you geek.)

(You’ve been giving me free pizza like once a week.)

Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device

So she don’t know what my voice sounds like

So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her

She don’t think the pizza guy is stalkin‘ her

Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days

Just looking at the scrapbooks I made

My life-size doll is almost there

I just need a couple more strands of hair

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Aw, thanks for coming over man

It’s gonna be a fun night

(Yeah man, no problem, man.)

(Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcrat weapon pack, dawg.)

Aw, I love world of war… warcraft

(Yeah, Yeah man)

(Hey, what’s this right here?)

Oh, that’s just my yearbook

(Your wha?!)

(Dude… Dude…)

(This is… this is my mom!)

(This is my mom in the shower!)

(Dude what eh wha?)

I’m just..

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