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[Verse 1: PuffPuff Humbert]

It was a weekend, and you can’t stop

Us from going to the local dance spot

Instead of drinking imported beers

Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears

We popped the top. We know what was in it

Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it

Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic

I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes

And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes

Oh snap! And what made it worse

Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax’s ass

He passed some gas and it snapped in half

Yo Deejay! Are you still there?

Yeah, I’m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair

Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic

Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus

I don’t believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick

These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay]

Little children, near and far

Don’t know where your parents are

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

Sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sippin‘ on, sip-sip-sippin‘ on

Every, every sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

[Verse 2: DeeJay & Puff Puff Humbert]

Uh

Huah

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain’t felt before

I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. (Hey dude, get up!)

I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, „Hello with the pudding!“

He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody

I ran to the bathroom. Everything’s in slow-mo

I couldn’t throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo. (Homo!)

I barfed up a kitten, and I’m feeling strange

Sippin‘ these Orphan Tears, now it’s got me seeing things

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay]

Little children, near and far

Don’t know where your parents are

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

Sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sippin‘ on, sip-sip-sippin‘ on

Every, every sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

[Verse 3: Wax]

All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed

The DJ playing my favorite tracks

Waitress asks, „What can I bring you?“

I said, „The most expensive thing on the menu.“

She came back with a glass of liquid

I said, „I asked for something different.“

This looks like a normal beer

She said, „Naw it’s Orphan Tears.“

Took a swig, then I walked down where the dance floor is

Whole club looking like a forest

DJ turned into a brontosaurus

Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris

I tried to run to the bathroom but when

I did I felt a vacuum suction

Pulling me back slow

Dance floor turned into a black hole

Spinnin‘ ‚round horribly

Feelin‘ like Dorothy

Woke up and was still at home

Orphan Tears got us in the zone

[Chorus: Puff Puff Humbert & DeeJay] (2×)

Little children, near and far

Don’t know where your parents are

Cry directly in this jar

I will drink it at the bar

Sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sip-sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

Sip-sippin‘ on, sip-sip-sippin‘ on

Every, every, sippin‘ on Orphan Tears

[Outro]

Hello, with the pudding

Pud-pud-pud-pud-pudding

He-he-hello with pudding, pudding (Bill Cosby)

Pudding (Bill Cosby) (4×)